Brazilian and The Full Bush

Anna. 20]1. Cleveland. Me.

My racist landlord has a dog named Cassius.

tsarcasm:

I have a really weird thing about making eye contact with like 75% of people

I can’t even do the romantic looking into your partner’s eyes thing because it makes me feel like he’s reading my mind and that creeps me out

anna-toman:

this is the last one!

I called myself fat at a recruitment event and everyone was like “you’re not fat! OMG!” and I was like “yeah but I ate a whole thing of oreos, that was a fat decision.”

anna-toman:

this is the last one!

I called myself fat at a recruitment event and everyone was like “you’re not fat! OMG!” and I was like “yeah but I ate a whole thing of oreos, that was a fat decision.”

I ate half of a dank brownie 4 hours ago, and the second half 2 hours ago. Shortly after I ate the second half, I started to feel the first half. Holy shit.

Holy shit.