Brazilian and the Full Bush

molls:

Get Me Bodied - Beyonce

Ha! It’s not Single Ladies! Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) is actually NOT my ultimate Beyonce jam of the 00s. Here’s the deal, guys: I love that song, I do. It’s such a jam and the non-stop hand claps and the excitement of it all and that amazing video. Single Ladies is great, but it really just ain’t me. This “list” is about the music that made me have feelings really hard, and frankly, I think the “Fuck you, dude I dated for a long time. I’m going to get with whomever I want whenever I want and you can deal because you didn’t ask me to marry you.” message doesn’t really align with my lifestyle/attitude.

But you know what I love? I love sisterhood (this song was co-written by Beyonce and her Solange! Next level!) and being silly and looking fly as a bumble bee and going to the club and acting like my dad’s rich. That’s what Get Me Bodied is about to me. And I know I told you that I don’t dance a few days ago, and I mostly don’t, but I actually have mastered the dance break from the music video. You should see my Naomi Campbell walk. It’s exactly like my Clidesdale walk, except more fabulous. Ed can wind it back for days.

And there are hand claps.

suicideblonde:

Secretary

disturbingimages:

thousandflowerettes:

youarebonbon:mutedheartbeats: (via perseids)

Enciendanme tus labios
Nuestros alientos perdidos entremezclandose

Sincroniza nuestro silencio
al perezoso pasar de las horas.

LLeva el aire aromas de cacao,
nuez, canela que me rodean

Tiembla conmigo
con pausas paralizantes

Quizá no pueda respirar más
sin respirarte a ti.


-Judith Pordon

sexual:

tweaked : how many people have gotten off while thinking of me?

brazilianandthefullbush:

How many guys have jo’d thinking about me.

Thank you for leaving my original, 12-year-old boy statement.

Also, guys I was reblogged by SEXUAL. Guys. I should not be this excited, but I am.

absoluticris:

Tiger Wood’s mistresses

the “lady” in the middle has a bionic eye, and the “lady” on the right has tiger stripes on her right breast and a tattooed dollar sign on her left breast. are these the whore mutants ive heard so much about, and should i be afraid or aroused?

There’ called fucking STRETCH MARKS and all women with large, natural breasts have them.

It’s not their job to be hot for you.

How many guys have jo’d thinking about me.

(via lookatthisfrakkinggeekster)

And I’ve found Mr. Spork’s birthday present.

(via fuckyeahneville)

That’s how his hair will look when I’m done with him. Wakka wakka.

Also oh god those eyes. They are killing me.

bonerparty:

It looks as if it has always been there, before all the mountains, before the oceans, older than the earth’s core. That bush is as old as God.

It looks as if you could let it grow infinitely; it would reach to just under her breasts and wrap downward like legwarmers. I opened this photo three times today before I noticed her breast is bared. It looks as if it is supposed to cover a wider space—say, from mid-thigh to mid-thigh—and that someone shaved around it minutes before the photo shoot. You know how sometimes the two sides of a highway will split, leaving a wide median of trees and scrub?

Was this bush shocking in 1981? I’m aware that pubic hair styles trend like anything else, but surely not everyone is capable of growing a specimen like this one. —or are they? If you started trying today, could you grow that bush? Is that normal or must you be gifted, genetically, to reach such heights?

It is assertive, like it wouldn’t give a shit about going to dinner without makeup on.

(via the amazing Eagle Flies With Dove)

I guess you’re just not a hairy dude, but I’m croatian and when I did no shave november pussy style, it came out like this.