theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

Firefox and Foxfire are really different movies.

I just put a butterfly temporary tattoo on my shaved mons.

Because why not?

More girls have been killed in the last FIFTY years, precisely because they were girls, than men were killed in ALL the battles of the 20th century.

More girls are killed in this routine gendercide in any ONE decade, than people were slaughtered in ALL the genocides of the 20th century.

How does someone even initiate sex with another person for the first time? My main strategy is to just get drunk enough to just go for it, but that tends to backfire.

And how do lesbian/bi women even meet each other? HOW DO I LESBIAN?

morpheun:

brazilianandthefullbush:

morpheun:

vintage-tumblah:

this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read in my life

The second one, cause I’m not fucking perfect, and I don’t want to be with someone who is. I’d fuck someone like the first, but they’re probably the most high maintenance person you’ve ever met



Meh, just the standard distrust and thinly velied hatred of really attractive people that comes from 4 years at an engineering school.
CASE WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT GUYS RIGHT?!

Attractive people cannot be trusted.

morpheun:

brazilianandthefullbush:

morpheun:

vintage-tumblah:

this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read in my life

The second one, cause I’m not fucking perfect, and I don’t want to be with someone who is. I’d fuck someone like the first, but they’re probably the most high maintenance person you’ve ever met

Meh, just the standard distrust and thinly velied hatred of really attractive people that comes from 4 years at an engineering school.

CASE WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT GUYS RIGHT?!

Attractive people cannot be trusted.

to do:

Get stoned and make guys feel bad for sleeping with you

morpheun:

vintage-tumblah:

this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read in my life

The second one, cause I’m not fucking perfect, and I don’t want to be with someone who is. I’d fuck someone like the first, but they’re probably the most high maintenance person you’ve ever met

morpheun:

vintage-tumblah:

this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read in my life

The second one, cause I’m not fucking perfect, and I don’t want to be with someone who is. I’d fuck someone like the first, but they’re probably the most high maintenance person you’ve ever met

brianbreaux:

this is my shit. KEVIN LISTEN TO THIS. YOU WILL DANCE.

um duh

(Source: Spotify)

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